What fanon has taught us about the Striaton brothers! - Sat, 05th Nov, 2011
What fanon has taught us about the Striaton brothers!

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I GOT A DEVIANTART Do you like this webcomic? Well, not much has changed over on DA. I may start uploading progress shots, and getting critique on comics before they're finished (which is the best time to get critique!)
Anyways, as with the subway boss fanon one, if you have any ideas, tell me over on the forums and I might add it here.
Also, cameos appearing in the next comic! So everyone who asked for cameos, you'll get 'em then!
Lined paper texture by Ginnyhaha-Stock on Deviantart

Now over to the OC Squad for some urg.

Sceney bopper vs sprite
Sceney bopper approves:
This is why fanon is better than canon!

Kawaii u vs sprite
Kawaii U lays down the law:
I came up with the ship names but you should only ship me with DENTO KUUUUN

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THE BEST SHIPPING GUIDE By Ocsquad
(A picture of Scene-y bopper hearting dent) GIMMEDENTSHIPPING (GIMME DENT SHIPPING)
(A picture of Original Miku Do Not Steal getting Cilan's *sigh* face) CILANKISSMESHIPPING (CILAN KISS ME SHIPPING)
(A picture of Kawaii U getting her lust on, and Dentokuuuun's flight or fight responce triggering) KAWAIIWITHMEDENTOKUNOMGHURRYSHIPPING (KAWAII WITH ME DENTOKUN OMG HURRY SHIPPING)

(In the middle panel, a convoluted spotlight hangs over three siloettes)
Title: What has Fanon taught us about... The identity of these men?!

NO PERSONALITY GUIDE
(Chili) = ANGRY GUY (like all red-heads)
(Cress) = FUN-HATING STRAIGHT MAN (he hates fun)
(Cilan) = SILLY RANDOM WACKY GUY

(Now we arrive at a very pink panel filled with some strong female characters)
SFX: TAH DAH
Caption: Sometimes they are women! When they are, they wear 90% less fabric!

(Off to the left is your typical genderbender)
So much a woman cilan: I'm a woman and I like makeup and boys and being sexy and pink and giggling and sex in the city and rom-coms and kawaii and TEE HEE HEE

(More monkeys than a Johnathon Coulton song fill the middle)
Caption: They are their signature pokemon!

The monkey levels vary
(Diagram of varying monkey levels. Chili looks human, but has a caption over him, reading): Actually a were-pokemon

(Helpful sceney bopper with a horrible finger) Caption: Oh no my finger (looks down upon the next fun fax)
Sceney bopper caption: every fanon relates to this one (arrow pointing to the next middle panel)

(The next middle panel is a shadow triad, rendered in amazing high-resolution graphics.)
Caption: (Shadow Triad) x 3
Striaton Bros=Shadow Triad!!!

(Arrow pointing to a new fun fax, with Ash and Iris standing there with a Triad member)
Caption: EVEN IN THE ANIME!

(Cilan is Two-Face)
Caption: I AM ANGST ABOUT BEING A SHADOW TRIAD

(Cilan is dressing up as N, and recieving a 2x bishonen combo)
Caption: Some days... CILAN IS N :0

(FINAL PANEL. The Striaton Bros are bumbling around in full colour, failing to carry piles of blobby sludge around some place with tables and wallpaper. Cilan is tripping over, and letting his orange goop fall to the floor. Chili is pinching his tiny anime nose, and trying not to smell his green goop. Cress is spilling water on himself, and melting. Melting!)
Caption: They are only human but also TERRIBLE WAITERS

(Off to one side, the Bros and knifing the ink out of each other.)
Caption: THE BROS DONT LOVE EACH OTHER They want to kill each other!

(Final pic! The caption explains it perfectly.)
Caption: SEXXXY LADY MONKEY SHADOW TRIAN CLUTZ
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